Welcome to my Tumblr [which you accidentally found] :D

Edward Elric is my hero and persona.

I'm Juan D'Marco, a 16-year-old brazilian guy in search for a love that can never be found.

I like a lot of couples, like NaruSaku, EdWin, NaLu, IchiRuki, SasuKarin, Gruvia, ShikaIno, GaLevy, Cappy, LuNa, Kataang, ElfGreen, Maiko, Sukka and many others.
FUCK YOU MY OTPS ARE PERFECT.

My birthday is only December 31st TT^TT

 

krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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You might might think I’m bad, and I should be grateful for what I have, but I hate all of my direct relatives.

I might not be the smartest, funniest, or prettiest guy out there, but I will love you forever if you just love me back. I just want someone to love me, someone who likes me just the way I am, no matter how stupid or worthless I am. If you be my lover, I’ll try my best to be the best lover you’ve ever had. I’ll make it so you’ll never be disappointed. ♥

Pwease reblog if I can leap into your askbox without ever having talked to you

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(Fonte: theweebabby)

frenchie-fries:

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boltonsrepairshop:

PSA - PLEASE READ AND SPREAD HE WORD!!!

IF YOU SEE THIS PLANT AT ALL, DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!

Giant hogweed (Heracleum mantegazzianum) is an invasive herb in the carrot family which was originally brought to North America from Asia and has since become established in the New England, Mid-Atlantic, and Northwest regions of the United States. Giant hogweed grows along streams and rivers and in fields, forests, yards and roadsides, and a giant hogweed plant can reach 14 feet or more in height with compound leaves up to 5 feet in width.

Giant Hogweed sap contains toxic chemicals known as Furanocoumarins. When these chemicals come into contact with the skin and are exposed to sunlight, they cause a condition called Phytophotodermatitis, a reddening of the skin often followed by severe blistering and burns. These injuries can last for several months, and even after they have subsided the affected areas of skin can remain sensitive to light for years. Furanocoumarins are also carcinogenic and teratogenic, meaning they can cause cancer and birth defects. The sap can also cause temporary (or even permanent) blindness if introduced into the eyes.

If someone comes into physical contact with Giant Hogweed, the following steps should be taken:
  • Wash the affected area thoroughly with soap and COLD water as soon as possible.
  • Keep the exposed area away from sunlight for 48 hours.
  • If Hogweed sap gets into the eyes, rinse them with water and wear sunglasses.
  • See a doctor if any sign of reaction sets in.
If a reaction occurs, the early application of topical steroids may lessen the severity of the reaction and ease the discomfort. The affected area of skin may remain sensitive to sunlight for a few years, so applying sun block and keeping the affected area shielded from the sun whenever possible are sensible precautions
PLEASE, DO NOT JUST READ AND SCROLL! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND POTENTIALLY LIFE-SAVING INFORMATION!!!

Extra note: if you live in Oregon, New Jersey, Michigan or New York and see one of these, call your state’s department of agriculture to report it, and trained professionals will come kill it before it can produce seeds and spread.

Frankly, if you see one in general, probably call your DOA and see if there’s a program in place.

Do not burn it, because the smoke will give you the same reaction.

If for some ungodly reason there isn’t a professional who can handle it for you (and please, please use a professional), the DOA of New York has [this guide] for how to deal with it yourself.

OH MY FUCK I HAVE THESE IN MY BACKYARD.

I envy all these people who have found love
I wish I’d find love too ;-;